Presenting The Skarsgård Family Portrait (Sans Stellan)

Every family portrait should have a drunk, hot and topless ASkars in it. Here's everybody who was made using Stellan Skarsgård's viking sperm. From left to right: the tall drink of 36-year-old Swedish leche that is ASkars, 31-year-old Sam (who's a doctor), 32-year-old Gustaf (who's in the Vikings), 21-year-old Eija (who's a club promoter), 17-year-old